Final week, California voted to permit Waymo and Cruise to function their autonomous taxis wherever within the metropolis of San Francisco 24/7. Beforehand, they had been solely allowed to function in sure neighborhoods on the northwest facet of the town between the hours of 10 p.m and 5 a.m. Because the robotaxis had been solely allowed to function at night time, that clearly raises the query of whether or not or not individuals have been fucking in them. And the reply is clearly sure. Individuals have completely been clapping cheeks in San Francisco’s robotaxis.

How do we all know this? Final Friday, the San Francisco Normal revealed an article on the topic after chatting with 4 individuals who declare they’ve all gone heels-to-Jesus in a Cruise taxi during the last couple of months. Apparently, whereas Cruise passengers had been glad to share their experiences, the Normal was unable to search out anybody who would admit to bumping uglies in a Waymo. So preserve that in thoughts should you plan to attempt one out subsequent time you’re in San Francisco.

Why Cruise taxis are apparently the go-to for passengers seeking to do the horizontal polka, we don’t know, however a Waymo spokesperson advised the Normal, “The overwhelming majority of our riders are respectful and comply with our rider guidelines.” A type of guidelines presumably being that you just’re not purported to seize some in-n-out throughout your journey.

“It looks like I’m a trailblazer,” a person recognized as Alex advised the Normal. “It’s additionally enjoyable to appreciate that that is like the primary place you are able to do this within the nation — the primary [autonomous vehicles] that exist.” Alex claims he has “carried out no less than six separate intercourse acts in robotaxis,” together with three rides that concerned “full-on [sex], no boundaries actions.”

“It was actually humorous as a result of [the Cruise] received fairly sizzling and fogged as much as the purpose that the windshield was fully fogged over — in every other context, in every other car, that will be an precise drawback,” Alex advised the Normal.

Though there isn’t a driver within the entrance seat of those robotaxis (not that their presence in common taxis at all times stops passengers from making the beast with two backs), getting your banana peeled within the again seat of a Cruise isn’t precisely nameless. In accordance with Cruise’s web site, “We file video inside the automotive for added security and help. If one thing occurred throughout your journey, we would evaluation the recording to higher perceive what occurred. We solely file audio throughout lively help calls.”

So not solely do you run the danger of an worker catching you and banning your account, however relying on how lengthy the recordings are saved, there’s additionally the danger {that a} hacker may leak the movies on the web. And, after all, there are different drivers and pedestrians who will probably see you doing sizzling yoga within the again seat of mentioned robotaxis. If a type of individuals occurs to be a police officer, there’s an opportunity that jerkin’ it whereas she’s twerkin’ it might land you in some fairly sizzling water. However for Alex, that solely provides to the enchantment.

“In a single occasion, a person exterior of the automotive, in one other automotive, regarded in and principally had an understanding of what was occurring—and he smiled,” Alex mentioned. “It was not like a detrimental response; it was virtually humorous. Sure individuals have a unique threshold of considerations about public ‘conditions.’”

“Was it essentially the most snug? Was it essentially the most excellent? In all probability not,” a lady recognized as Megan, considered one of Alex’s companions, advised the Normal. “However the truth that we had been out and about in public, the entire taboo of it being sort of improper made it extra enjoyable and thrilling.”

However regardless of the danger of getting banned in the event that they’re caught, they mentioned they’d nonetheless do it once more. As Megan put it, “I used to be simply alongside for the journey. Actually.”