For some motive, most Alabama voters determined in 2020 that as an alternative of voting for Doug Jones, the previous U.S. Lawyer who famously bought two KKK members convicted for the 1963 bombing of a church that killed 4 Black women, they might as an alternative vote for Tommy Tuberville, a former Auburn soccer coach who in his closing (shedding) season bought beat by Alabama 36-0.

Since being elected to the Senate, Tuberville has made it his private mission to singlehandedly block the promotions of greater than 300 army members, together with a number of senior army appointments. And all as a result of he’s upset that the army reimburses service members in the event that they must journey to get healthcare. Contemplating the continuing disaster within the Center East, you’d suppose he would at the least enable the affirmation of Admiral Lisa Franchetti as Chief of Naval Operations, however nope. Not gonna occur.

That’s the reason it offers me nice pleasure to share this video with you of Tommy Tuberville falling off a aircraft. Is it car-related? By no means. It’s, nevertheless, plane-related, or on the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about aircraft stuff on a regular basis. So why ought to this be any completely different? Extra importantly, it’s completely hilarious. Is it as humorous as the video of the Boston Cop Slide? That’s debatable, but it surely’s simply the funniest fall we’ve seen since.

Will this fall knock some sense into Tuberville and get him to alter his thoughts about persevering with to weaken our army? Will it perhaps make him suppose twice earlier than he criticizes President Biden for falling previously? Most likely not. I can’t depend out the opportunity of a miracle, however one thing tells me that’s about as possible as Judy Greer confessing her love for me. It’s, nevertheless, gratifying to experience his misfortune.

Eat shit, Tommy